So here are a few things that drive me crazy that i may elaborate on in the future when i have time:
- Husbands/Spouses/people in general. Why are they so freaking messy? why walk by the coat rack and not hang up your coat? Why just throw it on the living room floor as a tripping hazard? And a follow up to that why, oh why, does he leave his guitar at the top/bottom of the stairs. F*#K!!!!! drives. me. insane.
- While on the subject of Husbands/Spouses/people in general…why do they like to read what you are typing/reading on your computer? Every time i pull out our laptop my husband shimmies over so he can see what i am reading. WTF?!?!?!!? do i do that to you? NO! So smarten up, it is not ok!!
- My theory on babies being basically the same as drunk and or stoned adults. ”whoa when did my hand get SOOO big? look at my fingers moving all around…whoa….the texture on that pillow is intense….”
- bad drivers
- politicians
- psychotic family members
- birds (yep, i said it)
- judgy people. I know that means i am being judgy about them just by saying that, but why do people think they have the right to make assumptions about you and tell you how to do every little thing in your life? if i want to eat processed food sometimes f*#k you i am allowed to! this phenomenon gets much worse when you have a child, and i am sure i will get there eventually
Well that is a start. And there are oh so many more.
Peace out
(note to self – add people who say “Peace out” to the list…)
(Originally posted on http://wittymum.wordpress.com on May 2, 2012)
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